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catboychuuuya:

forgondor:

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

badgerlord:

werewolf-himbo:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

I’m ready

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masonicbeheadingritual:

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mads-in-zero:

promiscuous-mycorrhizal-fungus:

yotaasuke:

vang0bus:

vang0bus:

aratakichiban:

gender-void-partially-stars:

aratakichiban:

gender-void-partially-stars:

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

what

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

actually its a decagon

careful apollo might hear you

ok but if we r being really pedantic it’s a triacontakaipentagon (35 sides)

ur all wrong actually

Before the Amongus addition this post is literally just “Tumblr Discovers The Fractal Properties Of Coastlines”

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catchymemes:

Not obscure but in our house is was definitely the Selena movie

iguessweallcrazyithinktho:

No joke they have a cookie that tastes like a fancy one of these

theconcealedweapon:

jimmyfury:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

solarpoweredcreature:

sandersstudies:

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly

You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.

Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast

sorry i absolutely HAVE to add how this looked on my dash

funnytwittertweets:

biglawbear:

Y'ALL THIS IS THE NEW WHITE HOUSE MONKEYPOX COORDINATOR HOLY SHIT

Biden really said “I think we need a raging queer leather daddy doctor to run the country’s monkeypox response” and he was RIGHT

notallmensheviks:

ALT

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